Finally! A Teacher-Approved Pencil Sharpener
Y'all. I hate pencils. And pencil sharpeners. Some days I daydream about quitting my job and inventing something to replace pencils and becoming a millionaire overnight. Oh wait. Those things already exist. Thanks mechanical pencils and ink pens for shattering my dreams. Unfortunately, I do not prefer mechanical pencils to old-fashioned pencils. Second graders and mechanical pencil lead do not make for a happy ending. I'm that girl that sharpens pencils for her students on my own time after school because I've spent too much time and money buying electric pencil sharpeners that end up in the trash. You can't use this new pencil sharpener, I told them. Only I can touch it , I told them. I am tired of you all breaking pencil sharpeners that I buy with my own money, I told them. You already know how this story ends. Yep, that sharpener broke too, even though the only person who touched it was perfect in every way. Ahem. Then, this pencil sharpener walke...